A man goes to his doctor's and says, "Doc, I've just been raped by an elephant!"
The stunned doctor replies, "What makes you say that?"
"Well," says the man holding his hands about ...

A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69".
"What the hell is that?" asks the guy.
Realizing he's inexperienced, ...

Husband and wife in their bedroom. The wife says to the husband: "Darling, take off my dress." The husband complies.
"And now", she says in a husky voice, "Take off my high heel shoes. That's ...