Funny Sex Jokes

There were three morticians trading stories in a bar one night.
The first one says, "What a day I had today. The guy wasn't wearing his seat belt and his head flew into the windshield. Took ...

One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really frightened, she decided to share her trouble with little ...

A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume.
She turns to the old Italian woman on the elevator with her and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, ...

One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro Farad decided to try to get a cute coil to let him discharge. He picked up Milli Amp and took her for a ride on his megacycle. They rode across Wheastone ...

A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker ...

One day a little boy with speech impediments was asked by his mother to go the the store and get a bucket, a cockerspaniel and some gum. So the little boy agrees to do it and is sent on his way. ...

LICENSE TO STEAL
Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off ...

Four men went to play golf one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.
The three men started talking and bragging about ...

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class,
Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and ...

With the immense popularity of Viagra it's not surprising that the company has now started to produce versions of the drug for specific groups of customers:
Viagra Lite
For people who only ...